This morning was going so well. It was early, before 8, and I had gotten the first shower of the day, which never happens, and had Emmy ready for school. Charles-Allen and Neal were getting ready. Everything was going so smoothly which is not normally the case. We (or I should say I) always give the kids baths in the morning. And this is a Big job. Getting myself and three kids bathed, dressed, teeth and hair brushed, is an effort. So this morning was going so well, especially since I had conned Neal into giving Charles-Allen a shower. So when I hear Neal exclaim, "what do you mean it has pee in it?" I knew everything was about to go off track. Apparently, when he was getting ready to wash Charles-Allen's hair Charles-Allen thought to let his daddy know that he didn't want our shampoo because it has pee in it and that's nasty, he wanted the kids shampoo to wash his hair with. After a few more questions and moments of unbelief on Neal's part, he was able to find out that yesterday while Charles-Allen was taking a shower by himself he decided it would be fun to pee in the shampoo bottle. The same shampoo bottle that we had both already washed our hair with. I mean who, but a boy, would ever think to pee in a shampoo bottle? I believe there has never been in the history of human life that a female looked at something and thought, "I bet I can pee in that." And then went and actually did it. Boys, what are they thinking?
So if any of you have any pee pee stories that you can share with me I would really appreciate it. That way if I see anything that looks suspect I'll be sure to check it out before proceeding any further.
2 years ago
6 autumn leaves rustled:
That is hilarious....except...wait a second...I'm about to have a boy! Yikes! Thanks for the warning! =)
I died laughing when you told us this tonight. :) So funny!!! Ian's funniest one was peeing down the grate in the garden center at Wal-Mart. And you're right. I'll bet no girl has ever thought to do that. Those crazy boys!!! Thank goodness they're so full of sugar. :)
HILARIOUS!! You are going to have so many "stories" to tell about Charles-Allen!! BUT even still, he is SOOO cute!
Amanda you can look at it this way maybe pee will make your hair shiny and soft. HA HA!! Hey I have 2 boys so I feel your pain. Make sure you remember this so you can embarrass Charles-Allen when he is a teenager.
elise
Oh Amanda, isn't it just like a boy to pee in a bottle! I bet he keeps things exciting in your family.....with all those girls he has got to make a stand!!
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